Sep 29, 2014
spookygasm fatearthsociety

i like the term ‘gender alignments’ because it presents new identities such as: lawful gender, gender evil, and the ever mysterious gender gender.

— spookygasm

Sep 28, 2014

Revenge on Tinkler

Remember Klaus Daimler? Well, he must know likeminded souls in Oslo.

I was on the phone, talking about something or other, and looking outside at the slowly yellowing trees. It was a very nice Saturday, in fact, one of the better Saturdays this month. A lot of people out, enjoying the weather, the local second hand market (with the prices of an antiques market), and the good coffee.

And it must have been the coffee. As I was chatting, a man walked onto our driveway, moved his hands towards his zipper, and positioned himself behind a bush, next to the trash containers. Charming.

He was not as extravagant as the calm, collected German from earlier this year. He was, in fact, a rather milquetoast appearance. Underdressed for my neighbourhood. I was thinking about all of these things.

I was staring intently, hoping he’d turn around and see my scorn. That was certainly the look on my face. I had no mirror nearby, but I am pretty sure I had a look of endless scorn. The tension was building up within these quick seconds, and I was entirely engrossed.

Then: the urinator’s instinct. Is anyone looking? He craned over his left shoulder, then his right. Then he noticed the very large building right behind him, with at least 20 windows facing him. And then he noticed me and my face of scorn.

I think the only urine that came out went into his pants, of shock. I’ve never seen a dude bolt so smoothly.

Sep 27, 2014

My little maniac.

Sep 24, 2014
Very happy and excited to show off Ingvild’s debut novel, designed by me. Get it! Read it!

Very happy and excited to show off Ingvild’s debut novel, designed by me. Get it! Read it!

Sep 16, 2014


Sep 11, 2014
Sep 6, 2014
I’ll just leave this picture here. It’s my friend, ‘dressed’ like Cookie Monster. Carry on.
Photo by Atle Mo.

I’ll just leave this picture here. It’s my friend, ‘dressed’ like Cookie Monster. Carry on.

Photo by Atle Mo.

Sep 4, 2014

Nude leeks from an unidentified sauce.

Hope I’m doing this right. $100 for the next picture.

Aug 15, 2014
kingjaffejoffer dalasverdugo


this is the entire police situation in america in 6 seconds. 

Aug 14, 2014
dumbledoresarmy-againstbigotry dalasverdugo

"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

But here is what I think you should know.

You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

Libby Anne (via coachk13)
Jul 25, 2014

So have I ever shown you this gorgeous video by my friend Jordy (and Michael & Sharif)? Because, have you seen this? Heads up, kids. It’s rad.

Jul 23, 2014
  1. rob: Russia and China basically decide they don’t need the rest of the world. Block off production for the US the second anything happens. US economy collapses. Europe tries to stay neutral, bargains on and off with Russia. What happens next?
  2. rob: Basically: which skill should we be honing?
  3. gwil: node.js
Jun 16, 2014
May 23, 2014
May 21, 2014

The Norwegian Pokémon theme is too weird. Sit down and follow along.

now I will go on an adventure
and I have received my call
to catch some weird animals
that live inside a ball

travel over land and beach
on an eternal hunt
to show Pokémon how to use their power
Pokémon, catch them all, for you and me

that is what I need
Pokémon, my best friends,
who on our earth we love so
Pokémon, catch them all, I am so tired

strength will show the way
you give me and I give you Pokémon
catch them all now, catch them all NOOO-OOOOOW

Some weird animals that live inside a ball. An unclouded view of things.

Paging doctor Drew, the man who lives on Weird Alley.

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